When you feel like I’m pushing you away, I really just want you closer. So if you don’t mind having your sheets and pillows covered in jizz, keep loving me! This means that I’m healthy though, right?ģ. Like, ‘I can impregnate a woman five times in one fucking’ lot. But if you could really turn me on like a rabbit, you might just get what you ask for. Also, I’m a working graduate student I’m exhausted most of the time. It’s just that sometimes all I really want to do is cuddle and talk about us rather than have your dick inside my mouth. And it’s not because I don’t like doing it or your dick isn’t beautiful. While I’m pretty sure I’m going to love making love to you, I won’t always be in the frame of mind to suck your cock. I won’t always be in the mood to give you head. Although most of these things are probably unpleasant, I promise I am worth the effort and the trouble (I think).ġ. I don’t want to sound threatening but while I would like to think that I am nice and worthwhile and shit, there are a few things I would like you to know about me.

I’m not quite sure whether we’ve met already or not but I would like to give you a few pointers on what it’s like having me in your life. Found a similar article on Thought Catalog decided to do my own version only because I’m motherfucking single and I can.